how can i make a gmail filter that automatically deletes corporate holiday greeting emails?
if thoreau had spent his 2+ years on walden pond hashtagging his daily life on instagram and collecting likes, i wonder if he'd have learned the same lessons.
am i maybe leaning too hard on the crutch of technology when i tell siri to remind me to eat a granola bar tomorrow morning?
12/22/2015
12/05/2015
spam love
can we please just take a moment to appreciate the accidental joy that is dirty spam mail? this fine morning, one Sheryl writes me:
You Have An Urgent F%%k Message
I desire to have some wet night!
Need a sex in my office At first we are going to do some butt stuff
Do you want to see me undressed? Bye cutie
12/01/2015
4
circling
trying to land
or taking off
or maintaining altitude?
all of the above
none of the below
cut loose in the wobbling blue
---
you are sick
made dumb
handed a megaphone
and an ice cream cone.
unknown slaughter
is ideal war
---
i'm busy these days!
i keep.
being busy.
doing fills my days
doing fills me up
with a bloated nothing
---
swirling thru the circuitry of death
switching on to switch off to switch.
is the measure of mental health
a lack of leaks
a count of caught exceptions
an immaculate implementation
trying to land
or taking off
or maintaining altitude?
all of the above
none of the below
cut loose in the wobbling blue
---
you are sick
made dumb
handed a megaphone
and an ice cream cone.
unknown slaughter
is ideal war
---
i'm busy these days!
i keep.
being busy.
doing fills my days
doing fills me up
with a bloated nothing
---
swirling thru the circuitry of death
switching on to switch off to switch.
is the measure of mental health
a lack of leaks
a count of caught exceptions
an immaculate implementation
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